Matt Haynes

 

AGE: 35 going on 19
HEIGHT: 5′ 8″
PROFESSION: Trader
SPORTING PEDIGREE
I don’t come out the centre circle, think Jan Molby
MOST ANNOYING HABIT: going somewhere for 2hrs and coming back 2 days later
MOST OVERUSED PHRASE:
do it
FAVOURITE FIRE ENGINE:
do they do one on rails?
TOP SKILLS FOR EXPEDITION:
I do a mean naked bomb
BIGGEST FEAR:
a world beer shortage
TOP 3 ITEMS TO TAKE:
Tea bags, Bloomberg, shin pads
TOP 3 SONGS FOR THE RADIO:
I don’t know 3
REASON FOR GOING
to do my bit and ensure Steve doesn’t do a Forest and keep going