{"id":2572,"date":"2010-07-31T06:32:03","date_gmt":"2010-07-31T05:32:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.followthatfireengine.com\/news\/?p=2572"},"modified":"2017-07-22T14:33:35","modified_gmt":"2017-07-22T13:33:35","slug":"chris-blog-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.followthatfireengine.com\/news\/expedition-updates\/chris-blog-2\/","title":{"rendered":"From Russia without love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After the complete shock of the accident we were faced with a 24 hr delay to enter Latvia. Our fixers had tried every trick in the book to bounce us up the queue without success. Dejected about a lost day in a Latvian truck park, we bid farewell to Taddas and Edmundo and decided on dinner in the cafe. Well that was until we realised the accident had knocked out the electricity so no food on site! Plan Z was quietly put into place and soon Steve and I were meeting the Chief of Police at the border. Armed with our secret magic potion we quickly negotiated a bounce of 300 places to number 1 in the list. They do say it\u2019s who not what you know!!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Morale was lifted as we negotiated the Latvian border and purchased our Russian road insurance. Cruised through Russian passport control and into the holding area for Steve to sort the dreaded carnet. We won\u2019t bore you with full details of the carnet, but just note it is important to have all the items on the truck that the carnet says you have. So when our carnet check had revealed a number of items had been left behind in London, some fantastic lateral thinking by Ross (think Blue Peter) made a \u201cbucket\u201d out of a mineral water bottle and \u201cfreezer bags\u201d from arm cushions! Absolute genius. A \u201ccool bag evolved\u201d from a seat cover, a \u201cBrother electric labeller\u201d became the labels themselves and the missing \u201ckitchen utensils\u201d from a Swiss army knife. Genius.<\/p>\n<p>And this is where it went wrong and after the accident earlier became the worst day of the trip so far. The Russians refused to allow us entry and told us we had to wait until 9am tomorrow. No food facilities, no drinks and only the truck to sleep in. Their reason? To be honest I am still not sure now. First the carnet was wrong (it wasn\u2019t). Then the carnet had to be translated (it didn\u2019t). I am sure you are getting the drift. Taddas was on the phone constantly liaising on our behalf without success. As we appeared to move forward we would then become dejected as we were knocked back yet again for absolutely no fair reason.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing and I MEAN NOTHING was working despite all avenues being explored to hasten our departure. The only person pleased with the situation was the chairman of O2 as Steve spent the majority of the day on his iPhone in Russia ringing a mobile in Lithuania or numbers in London. To assist you picturing the scene imagine a 1940\u2019s Soviet office block full of big and sweaty truck drivers arguing with imposing officials in green uniforms. One toilet (broken &amp; fly infested), one cafe (only for Russian Officials). When a blonde Russian official walked in wearing high heels and a green bomber jacket resting on her shoulders the stereotypical image should now be complete. At this moment we honestly thought Bond would come crashing through the window to save us.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s hard to justify in writing how tough this day was. After no sleep in the truck and the previous day\u2019s events morale was low, but the crew was not broken. Noting was simple. If a document was read once it was read a hundred times then copied, re-read another hundred times before being entered on a computer twice. Steve took on the persona of the Churchill nodding dog you see in the back of cars. Just moving his head side to side watching documents being moved time and time again for hours on end.<\/p>\n<p>The language barrier was having an impact and the assistance of Taddas and Edmundo cannot be under estimated. It was though at about 1600 it dawned on me that the whole FTFE trip was at serious risk of ending . I could see in Steve\u2019s face the same feeling. All the months of incredible hard effort by Steve, Amy, Paul B and absolutely everyone from the crews to those who had donated was in danger. We were reluctantly forming the opinion that they were not going to let us in. No Russia, no trip as the Afghanistan short cut is currently not an option.<\/p>\n<p>One step forward brought two steps back. Shift changes meant dealing with new staff and going over all the old plus new problems again. It is important to add here that we were ship shape. All the paperwork was correct and in place. There was no reason for their stance. We were though stuck in Russia in a compound. We could not argue or be anything but patient. The only reason we were not progressing was the Russians. And that we could not control.<\/p>\n<p>The minority of the drivers that spoke English gave horror stories of people being held in this place for days and days on end. Others just stated the now all obvious fact of if they don\u2019t want you in you won\u2019t get in.<\/p>\n<p>Slowly and eventually we began to make progress. The carnet was approved and the final 4 hr check of checking our paperwork commenced. At last the final stamp went on and at just before midnight we were allowed to go. In we jumped with the aim being to stop at the first garage to eat as now 30+ hours had passed without a meal. We drove relieved towards the barrier and open road! At last freedom!!!!!!!!! No such luck. Sent back to the office by an irate border guard!<\/p>\n<p>The official (28<sup>TH<\/sup> we had dealt with) shouted at Steve and sent him back to the office to get a new stamp. We actually had the stamp but he thought otherwise! Then after a new delay we set off and entered Russia properly on their beautiful, freshly tarmac\u2019d road, no pot holed, sufficiently lit and signposted M9 motorway. It was actually one of the worst roads we had encountered!<\/p>\n<p>[flickr album=72157624509618107 num=30 size=Square]<\/p>\n<p>It was midnight, moonlit and we were 675km from Moscow. Off we went. Incredibly the sat nav told us it was 475km until we had to do anything! \u201cBack in the USSR\u201d by the Beatles was on the play list. We were through. Steve\u2019s shoulders had lifted, the fear of failure through no fault of our own and finally lifted. As the roads got better, the quality of driving deteriorated beyond belief. That\u2019s other people\u2019s driving not ours!<\/p>\n<p>Nearly there. We were late, mentally &amp; physically exhausted. It had been an horrendous 36 hrs. But we were in one piece and Stage 1 was nearly complete. The baton had been nearly dropped. Well no actually it hadn\u2019t. Martha had teased us with the fuel tank and the previous 36hrs had tried to rip it from our grasp but Crew Stage 1 prevailed.<\/p>\n<p>I was asked for a one liner about our trip. The line \u201cIt\u2019s been emotional\u201d would have to be it. Highs, lows, thoughts of Dad and of course mum, challenges and complete tiredness. Shock of the accident, to the frustration and the fear of failure at the Russian border. The beauty of the Swiss Alps to the landscape of Poland! It really has seen it all. Just under 5000km completed and 15 countries visited with an incredible crew.<\/p>\n<p>In my head I know the place Steve needs to get Martha too before you could start considering the end may be in sight. He is not there yet, but a lot of valuable lessons have been learnt in Stage 1 which will help the rest of the trip. I am immensely proud of him and in awe of how much he has achieved to get this far. If one crazy boy could get there, with the support of equally crazy friends it is Steve.<\/p>\n<p>I though need a holiday&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. it has been emotional!<\/p>\n<p>[flickr album=72157624510026855 num=30 size=Square]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After the complete shock of the accident we were faced with a 24 hr delay to enter Latvia. Our fixers had tried every trick in the book to bounce us up the queue without success. 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